New-Fangled Looney Tunes UPDATE

Well, its finally here: take a gander at the brand new Bugs Bunny. Man, Warner really screwed the pooch on this one; at least Looney Toons: Back in Action had Kevin McCarthy in it...

More crack-related hijinks!

First Grader Thinks Crack Is Candy, Hands It Out To Friends

8th Wonder of the World

Mmmm, toasty.

Goats n' Crack

Via Pittsburgh Post Gazette......

Goat killed, meat sold for crack

Wednesday, March 02, 2005


Four men stole, killed and butchered a goat so they could trade its meat for crack cocaine, police said.

Police charged four Connellsville men with theft, receiving stolen property, cruelty to animals, and criminal conspiracy yesterday for the Dec. 24 incident in Bullskin Township, Fayette County.

James Walter Albright, 37, dragged the 4-year-old pygmy goat from its pen with a rope and tied the animal to a shrub, where he and Charles W. Smith Jr., 20, killed the animal by beating its head with a hammer or a steel pipe, police said.

The men then took the goat to Smith's residence, where his father, Charles W. Smith, 48, and Gilbert Wesley Fisch, 38, skinned the animal and cut it up.

It was not immediately clear if the men have attorneys. The Associated Press could not locate home telephone numbers for the men.

Teen Pens Zombie Story; Gets Thrown in the Pokey

This story out of Kentucky makes me feel really, really awful. I used to do a lot of fiction writing in high school, and I shudder to think what could have happened to me had my writings fell into the wrong hands. I don't think I wrote any zombie stories in particular, but some folks might not have liked some of the social satire type things or even just plain bizarre stuff I had in my notebooks. Hell, maybe I would have just gotten thrown in the looney bin instead of jail. Who knows. But I think we need to seriously consider the implications of this story for all teenagers out there...who will they arrest next? The SCA and D&D nerds for their faux, historicized violence? Pimply art students with paintings of demons? Burnouts listening to Slayer? People in the school play for acting out stabbings and shootings? Maybe we should concentrate on getting the real violent jerks out there...you know, the dudes who gave the zombie-story writing dude swirlies in the john. String them up by their testicles! (Boy, am I glad I'm not in high school, or I'd probably get arrested for saying that!)

Did Jerry flip Jen off?

Uhhhh, I'd like to think so!

"I'm the George Washington of mayors. I can't tell a lie.....

If they didn't want the answer the kid shouldn't have asked the question,"

Yet another great reason to move to Las Vegas!!!