Howdy Neighbor!

I think Hak Mao must've moved in to my old place on Langdon Street...

"There is a certain sort of young man, who seems to think that leaning out of a balcony window at 02.00 waving a beer can, alternately screaming the same four lines of a Bob Marley song...over and over and over and over again, and baring his buttocks and wiggling the nipples on his ample man-tits at passersby is attractive to women.
He is wrong.

Never Trust a Hippie

When she's not making a living as a professional talking ass-crack, Ann Coulter apparently likes to listen to really lousy music.

(via The Daily Dish)