I'll put the falafel on your pussy.

So says Bill O'Reilly.

Uhh, guh-ross.

I advice you to read the whole court document, cuz, well, it's alternately wildly entertainly and nauseating. I really didn't wanna think about Bill O'Reilly owning a vibrator, but not that I know, I'd be happy to read more salacious details.....