And who will bring me brandy next time I'm stranded in the Alps?

The monks of the Saint Bernard hospice are selling off the remaining dogs who bear their name. If you buy one though, you have to be willing to trek it back to Switzerland for the summers, so the tourists can still see the dogs in their native habitat. Personally, I'd love to have one. If you get too cold, they lay on top of you. They pull you out of snowdrifts. They look really intimidating, but they really just wanna be your pal.
And folks, they do not, I REPEAT, do NOT, make good table meat. Do not eat the St. Bernards, they are helpers.