Wake Up With The King

You know that new-ish Burger King ad, where the guy slowly wakes up only to discover a horrifying, fiberglass-looking Burger King in bed with him? Since the guy is offered breakfast, and since the he's sleeping on the edge of the bed, facing out (and, hence, anus facing in), are we to assume that he spent the night doing, uh, man things with the Burger King (must...not...think of King's horrible, fiberglass scepter...)? Jeez, all it takes these days is a breakfast sandwich...damn kids these days don't know how good they got it...


UPDATE! Aha, see I'm NOT the only one!! I dunno know what's weirder: getting all bent out of shape thinking that the 'Wake Up With The King' ad campaign is part of a plot by the liberal media to get Americans to accept homosexuality ("C'mon, Barry, it's okay...the Burger King does it...") or doing so on a message board called Mortgage Grapevine...?