Thursday, February 26, 2004

Hey from me too. What's up kids?
What's the deal with this new Degree commercial? You know, the one with the dude who gets all kung-fu and shit yet doesn't break a sweat. The music's weird. Some sort of speed-Canto-pop-rap.

I'm also really appreciating the new boner drug ads: Cialis and Levitra. Dan didn't know what Levitra was for until I told him. And I guess if you weren't reading "Levitate, weiner!" into the title, then you might not really understand hat it was for based on the commercials. Mike Ditka just says "Get back in the game!! Ask your doctor about Levitra, like I did!" It's all sports & sex innuendo, but never anything explicit. Cialis, on the other hand, tells it like it is. "Erections lasting longer than four hours require immediate medical attention." Ow. And Viagra? haven't seen one of their ads for awhile, I guess they're getting enough business based out of all that e-mail spam. I just hope they aren't overwhelmed by the no-name competitors that bombard my Inbox with messages telling me how you can "AMPLIFY YOUR COCK!!" Anyone who's done this should let us know how it turned out I guess.

I'd be remiss if I didn't mention that I watched the finale of the Bachelorette this evening, and was pleased with Meredith's choice. Matthew looked and sounded kind of like a buff young George W. And I guess I identified with Ian's hesitations to parade his whole family & life for all to see on reality tv. And his awkwardness and shyness in general. But it was good to see two people get together who ultimately looked really happy in the end. Plus, Meredith's seriously the only cool person the Bachelor/ette series has ever concentrated on. I keep hoping the next Bachelor will be at least slight nerdy, intellectual, or maybe even a little rock n' roll. But ABC prefers to pick sports lovin' Ken dolls instead. Plastic crotch and all!

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